Let’s look at some of the more amusing spam that’s been sent to me lately, shall we? No? You don’t like spam? Everybody likes spam! READ!
This is some old fashioned e-mail spam. None of that new-fangled comment spam for us today, thank you.
Subject: Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!
Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as “Klinton-Levinsky”. After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot! It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra. What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive. It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!
See our Voagra shop to enter upon the new phase of your life.
I have to assume they’re misspelling Viagra on purpose to try to get past spam filters (it didn’t work). But why are they misspelling Clinton and Lewinsky? There can’t be people out there with spam filters on “Bill Clinton.” Or who knows, maybe there are.
And yes, Clinton’s political figure became extremely bright and attractive because of the Lewinsky thing. There’s no brighter or more attractive time in a president’s life than when he is impeached. That does wonders for your political figure.
Actually, there isn’t really any place to go from that spam. It’s so chock-full of weird goodness that nothing else can really compete with it, can it? Might as well stop there for now and save the lesser spams for another day.